I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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