some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So squirting runs in the family.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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