Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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