So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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