Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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