its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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