i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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