Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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