i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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