is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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