She is in my trunk
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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