I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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