what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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