Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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