he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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