It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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