I need help removing her.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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