I am in a vortex of obligation.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well I just put wine in my tea
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
