I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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