Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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