I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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