So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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