who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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