that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We have started to decorate penises.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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