He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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