yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
