these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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