how can u be prego again
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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