I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please, let me fuck your mom
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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