i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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