Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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