oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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