even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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