ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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