Your face is a jimmy john
its not stalking. its research.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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