We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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