YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
soo... how was my night?
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