yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
