I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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