Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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