The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude i'm inner monologue high
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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