she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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