i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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