you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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