To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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