OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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