Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
