When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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