beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
There are leaves in my underwear?
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