google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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