I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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