last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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Im on beer infinity
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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