I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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