The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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